Neighbour comel

A three year old neighbour: Bersihnye rumah Pak Cik. Rumah Pak Cik ada Koko Crunch tak?
Love: Takdela.
A three year old neighbour: Kenapa tade Koko Crunch, Pak Cik lupa beli ke?

Love offered his something else instead.

A three year old neighbour: Ni apa ni Pak Cik, rasa macam Koko Crunch ke?

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A three year old neighbour: Pak cik, siapa nama baby ni?
My dad: Nama dia Khaira Asyikin.
A three year old neighbour: Owh.. Khaira Asyikin. Cantik dagu Khaira Asyikin! (Referring to Khaira's double chin)