Things to expect after you get married ;p

As a newly wed, I feel that I hold the responsibility to tease you with what you should expect after you get married..

1. People thought that straight away after you got married, you will feel a whole lot different with your partner. I thought so too. But, actually it feels more or less the same for a while. Because you really can't measure love rite? So only after a while that you discover, it's a whole new feeling after all.
2. They say, wedding is a whole new start of a relationship? They are right. It starts all over again. The "get-to-know-each-other" part, because you finally live in the same room and you see him every waking hour. The flirting moment. The "i-miss-you" part when he's 5 minutes gone. Duh! So cheesy!! I can't beleive myself either seriously!
3. The tense of adjusting to each other. I mean, men are less tidy than women after all.
4. The overloaded room, if you're staying with your parents. Buy a new wardrobe! You won't have enough space for his clothes.
5. The waking up in the morning to cook for him.
6. Googling for recipes and an hour conversation with your best friend on what to cook. Man, i sound so boring!
7. Using your time more wisely. Usually on weekends, if both of us have nothing to do and we just met each other the day before, I would end up having a nice rest all by myself the whole day. But now, I would call my gf and just have a nice girlish moment.
8. This is the worst part. You would eat like mad!! It's like everyone was so excited for you that you go anywhere people want to buy you lunch or dinner. (Thanks lovers, for making me.. urm.. rounder)
9. Memorized his family member and start doing your family tree to explain to him. Haha.
10. Everytime you eat a lot, people start asking you, "Gosh, are you pregnant?". Or when you're dizzy. Or when you drink a lot and go to the toilet more often. Or when you look at a baby and give a normal gesture like, "OMG so cute!!!". Kesimpulannya, no matter what you do, people will ask, "Are you pregnant?" My solution is that, everytime I met my relatives I would start with, "Owh no. Not yet. But insya Allah soon, I'll get pregnant ok. So hye Aunty!" Before they even asked, and they always laughed at that. So, heee.. :D